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Brad Naylor, drummer of the Jim James Band, received
the first copy of the band's new single, "Brag" that is
set for an August 15th. Release. Apparently the young strapping
youth was so moved by the sound coming from his stereo that
he drove directly to Duffy Square in NYC with a megaphone
announcing the new release. It wasn't more than 15 seconds after
he start to "boast" that NYPD Officers grappled
him to the ground and continued to bludgeon him until he agreed
to stop his overzealous reaction to his band's new sound.
After calming down Mr. Naylor through the excessive
use of horse tranquilizers, the officers began their
questioning of him in regards to his possible justification
of such an outburst. Naylor, now under heavy sedation explained
rationally that this was only his natural reaction to listening
to The Jim James Band's new track. Johnny Law, the detective on
the scene was thoroughly intrigued by the distressed band membersdeclaration,
so he decided to investigate further by listening to "Brag".
Astonishingly enough,
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Detective
Law and his crony's were so inspired by the single that they
blocked off the streets and threw a block party right at Times Square.Mr.
Naylor has been charged with public accostment and sound disturbance.
The Jim James Band' lawyer, Scott Ding, When asked his opinion on
the entire situation that transpired at Duffy Square responded
by saying, "….huh?" Brad Huff the lead singer of
the band is being brought up on secondary charges for public disturbance
and as an accomplice in the charges against Naylor.
Huff's
response to the charges at the press conference was, "Can you
really blame us for bragging. Have you seen my girlfriend? She is
not that unattractive." The Band's attorney, Mr. Ding,
made a public statement in reference to all of the charges
brought against the Band when he declared. "Hey man, I really
don't know these guys that well. Apparently, 'Brag' is a
track on their New Album, Silent Film".
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The singer of the Band D.F.P. was discovered yesterday afternoon
at exactly 4:20p.m. baking up a storm. When questioned about this
fact, he responded with a full mouth of cheetos, "Yes, but
you see it's what the music calls for. DeFunk Projex is the type
of Jazzed out Funk that's best accompanied with outlawed horticulture."
When
questioned again at 5:30pm the same day and more specifically
to the seemingly random act of culinary inspiration,DeGee
responded, "I
really don't remember that … at all"
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Rosey,
The bassist of the band, was found the same afternoon at 4:45pm
with his face covered in Cannolli cream while continuing on
some sort of "Bakery Marathon" as he referred
to it.
Both musicians told us while experimenting with some sort of
psychodellic fog machine that they planned on using at their record
release party that they would be happy to explain the details of
this sequence of events... if they could simply remember them.
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